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Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1572 of 2327

"Is a tatoo real, like a curb or a battleship?
Or are we suffering in Safeway?"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1573 of 2327

Is a wedding successful if it comes off without a hitch?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1574 of 2327

Is death legally binding?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1575 of 2327

Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is
meant to be discarded:  that the whole point is to always see it as
a soap bubble?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1576 of 2327

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1577 of 2327

Is knowledge knowable?  If not, how do we know that?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1578 of 2327

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning
of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out,
and such as are out wish to get in?
                -- Ralph Emerson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1579 of 2327

Is sex dirty?  Only if it's done right.
                -- Woody Allen, "All You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1580 of 2327

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
                -- Mae West
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