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Fortune: 1741 - 1750 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1741 of 2327

It just doesn't seem right to go over the river and through the woods
to Grandmother's condo.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1742 of 2327

It looked like something resembling white marble, which was
probably what it was: something resembling white marble.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1743 of 2327

It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1744 of 2327

It looks like it's up to me to save our skins.
Get into that garbage chute, flyboy!
                -- Princess Leia Organa
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1745 of 2327

IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about
a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw
that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."

Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!  Man, wise up.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1746 of 2327

It [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair
to get in, and those within despair of getting out.
                -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1747 of 2327

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether *I* win
or lose.
                -- Darrin Weinberg
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1748 of 2327

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is
better still to be a live lion.  And usually easier.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1749 of 2327

It may be that your whole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1750 of 2327

It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
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