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Fortune: 1791 - 1800 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1791 of 2327

It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.
It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1792 of 2327

It would be nice to be sure of anything
the way some people are of everything.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1793 of 2327

It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1794 of 2327

italic, adj:
        Slanted to the right to emphasize key phrases.  Unique to
        Western alphabets; in Eastern languages, the same phrases
        are often slanted to the left.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1795 of 2327

It'll be a nice world if they ever get it finished.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1796 of 2327

It'll be just like Beggars Canyon back home.
                -- Luke Skywalker
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1797 of 2327

It's a .88 magnum -- it goes through schools.
                -- Danny Vermin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1798 of 2327

It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back
and party!
                -- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1799 of 2327

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
                -- Andrew Jackson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1800 of 2327

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
                -- Cheers
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