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Fortune: 1831 - 1840 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1831 of 2327

It's from Casablanca.  I've been waiting all my life to use that line.
                -- Woody Allen, "Play It Again, Sam"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1832 of 2327

It's getting uncommonly easy to kill people in large numbers, and the
first thing a principle does -- if it really is a principle -- is to
kill somebody.
                -- Dorothy Sayers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1833 of 2327

It's gonna be alright,
It's almost midnight,
And I've got two more bottles of wine.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1834 of 2327

It's hard not to like a man of many qualities,
even if most of them are bad.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1835 of 2327

It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma.
If He didn't, why is it so close to Texas?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1836 of 2327

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1837 of 2327

It's hard to drive at the limit, but
it's harder to know where the limits are.
                -- Stirling Moss
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1838 of 2327

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1839 of 2327

It's hard to keep your shirt on when
you're getting something off your chest.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1840 of 2327

It's hard to outrun dead people because they don't have to breathe.
                -- Hokey, describing "Night of the Living Dead"
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