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Fortune: 1911 - 1920 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1911 of 2327

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
                -- Calvin Coolidge
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1912 of 2327

I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
                -- Keith Richards

I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom.  I think that's the height of
bad taste.
                -- Keith Richards
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1913 of 2327

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1914 of 2327

I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1915 of 2327

I've only got 12 cards.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1916 of 2327

I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men.  They're not
like other men.  Their spirit is great and stimulating.  They hate strife;
indeed they reject it.  Their inventive gifts are boundless.  They demand
devotion and obedience.  And a sense of humor.  I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
                -- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1917 of 2327

I've tried several varieties of sex.  The conventional position makes
me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1918 of 2327

Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
        No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
        legislature is in session.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1919 of 2327

jake hates
          all the girls(the
shy ones, the bold              paul scorns all
ones; the meek                                 the girls(the
proud sloppy sleek)             bright ones, the dim
all except the cold             ones; the slim
                   ones         plump tiny tall)
                                all except the
                                              dull ones
gus loves all the
                 girls(the
warped ones, the lamed          mike likes all the girls
ones; the mad                                           (the
moronic maimed)                 fat ones, the lean
all except                      ones; the mean
          the dead ones         kind dirty clean)
                                all
                                   except the green ones
                -- e e cummings
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1920 of 2327

James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his
West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life,
"If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general."
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