|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1911 of 2327|
I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
-- Calvin Coolidge
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1912 of 2327|
I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
-- Keith Richards
I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom. I think that's the height of
-- Keith Richards
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1913 of 2327|
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
-- W.C. Fields
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1914 of 2327|
I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1915 of 2327|
I've only got 12 cards.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1916 of 2327|
I've spent almost all of my life with highly intelligent men. They're not
like other men. Their spirit is great and stimulating. They hate strife;
indeed they reject it. Their inventive gifts are boundless. They demand
devotion and obedience. And a sense of humor. I happily gave all of this.
I was lucky to be chosen and clever enough to understand them.
-- Marlene Dietrich, on her friendship with Ernest Hemingway
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1917 of 2327|
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes
me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1918 of 2327|
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1919 of 2327|
all the girls(the
shy ones, the bold paul scorns all
ones; the meek the girls(the
proud sloppy sleek) bright ones, the dim
all except the cold ones; the slim
ones plump tiny tall)
all except the
gus loves all the
warped ones, the lamed mike likes all the girls
ones; the mad (the
moronic maimed) fat ones, the lean
all except ones; the mean
the dead ones kind dirty clean)
except the green ones
-- e e cummings
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1920 of 2327|
James McNeill Whistler's (painter of "Whistler's Mother") failure in his
West Point chemistry examination once provoked him to remark in later life,
"If silicon had been a gas, I should have been a major general."