|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1991 of 2327|
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1992 of 2327|
Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1993 of 2327|
Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
force is technically termed "car suck").
2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
than "Watch this!"
3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
proportional to the cost of hitting it. For instance, a
Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or
a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the
cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the
Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you
in the head and knock you silly.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1994 of 2327|
Keep it short for pithy sake.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1995 of 2327|
Keep on keepin' on.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1996 of 2327|
Keep patting your enemy on the back until a
small bullet hole appears between your fingers.
-- Joe Bonanno
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1997 of 2327|
Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.
-- D. Gries
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1998 of 2327|
Keep the phase, baby.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1999 of 2327|
Keep up the good work! But please don't ask me to help.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2000 of 2327|
Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way
you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you
at the end of six months.