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Fortune: 1991 - 2000 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1991 of 2327

Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1992 of 2327

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1993 of 2327

Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
        1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
           straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
           force is technically termed "car suck").
        2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
           than "Watch this!"
        3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
           proportional to the cost of hitting it.  For instance, a
           Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or
           a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
        4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the
           cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the
           Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you
           in the head and knock you silly.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1994 of 2327

Keep it short for pithy sake.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1995 of 2327

Keep on keepin' on.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1996 of 2327

Keep patting your enemy on the back until a
small bullet hole appears between your fingers.
                -- Joe Bonanno
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1997 of 2327

Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.
                -- D. Gries
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1998 of 2327

Keep the phase, baby.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1999 of 2327

Keep up the good work!  But please don't ask me to help.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2000 of 2327

Keep women you cannot.  Marry them and they come to hate the way
you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you
at the end of six months.
                -- Moore
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