Freebsd Fortunes 4

Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
        1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
           straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
           force is technically termed "car suck").
        2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
           than "Watch this!"
        3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
           proportional to the cost of hitting it.  For instance, a
           Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or
           a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
        4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the
           cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the
           Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you
           in the head and knock you silly.

Keep it short for pithy sake.

Keep on keepin' on.

Keep patting your enemy on the back until a
small bullet hole appears between your fingers.
                -- Joe Bonanno

Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.
                -- D. Gries

Keep the phase, baby.

Keep up the good work!  But please don't ask me to help.

Keep women you cannot.  Marry them and they come to hate the way
you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you
at the end of six months.
                -- Moore