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KROGT:
        (chemical symbol: Kr) The metallic silver coating found
        on fast-food game cards.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2062 of 2327

LA:
        Where the only way to determine that the seasons have changed
        is to note that people have changed the main topic of conversation.
        From mud slides to brush fires.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2063 of 2327

Labor, n:
        One of the processes whereby A acquires property for B.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2064 of 2327

Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2065 of 2327

Lack of money is the root of all evil.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2066 of 2327

Lackland's Laws:
        1. Never be first.
        2. Never be last.
        3. Never volunteer for anything.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2067 of 2327

LACTOMANGULATION:
        Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that
        one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2068 of 2327

La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2069 of 2327

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's Club which is strictly for Men.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
It was a summer's day in winter,
And the snow was raining fast,
As a barefoot boy with shoes on,
Stood sitting in the grass.
Oh, that bright day in the dead of night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Three blind men to see fair play,
Forty mutes to yell "Hooray"!
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and arrested those two dead boys.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2070 of 2327

Ladies, here's a hint: If you're playing against a friend who has big
boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.  That's
the hardest shot for the well endowed.  "I've got to hit over them or
under them, but I can't hit through," Annie Jones used to always moan
to me.  Not having much in my bra, I found it hard to sympathize with
her.
                -- Billie Jean King
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