Freebsd Fortunes 4

Last week a cop stopped me in my car.  He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album.    Cops have no sense of humor.

Last week's pet, this week's special.

Last year we drove across the country...  We switched on the driving...
every half mile.  We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.
I don't remember what it was.
                -- Stephen Wright

Latin is a language,
As dead as can be.
First it killed the Romans,
And now it's killing me.

Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help either.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Laugh at your problems:  everybody else does.

Laugh when you can; cry when you must.

Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.