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LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
Your determination and sense of humor will come to the fore. Your
ability to laugh at adversity will be a blessing because you've got
a day coming you wouldn't believe. As a matter of fact, if you can
laugh at what happens to you today, you've got a sick sense of humor.
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I didn't give up sex, I just gave up premature ejaculation.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
-- Publilius Syrus
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Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
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Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just a
number. You're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and
-- James Estes
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Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
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Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
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Let me take you a button-hole lower.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
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Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are. On one side, you have
George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of fraternity hazing
wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating stunts to win the approval
of the Republican Right. For example, they had him make a speech oozing
praise all over William Loeb, deceased publisher of the Manchester (N.H.)
Union Leader and Slime Journalist. Loeb had dumped viciously all over George
in the 1980 New Hampshire primary. But when the Right held a big tribute
for Loeb, George came back to the fold, like a man with a bungee cord wrapped
around his neck.
-- Dave Barry