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LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
        Your determination and sense of humor will come to the fore.  Your
        ability to laugh at adversity will be a blessing because you've got
        a day coming you wouldn't believe.  As a matter of fact, if you can
        laugh at what happens to you today, you've got a sick sense of humor.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2142 of 2327

Lesbian QOTD:
I didn't give up sex, I just gave up premature ejaculation.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2143 of 2327

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2144 of 2327

Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2145 of 2327

Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
                -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2146 of 2327

Let me assure you that to us here at First National, you're not just a
number.  You're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash and
another number.
                                        -- James Estes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2147 of 2327

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments.  Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2148 of 2327

Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2149 of 2327

Let me take you a button-hole lower.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2150 of 2327

Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are.  On one side, you have
George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of fraternity hazing
wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating stunts to win the approval
of the Republican Right.  For example, they had him make a speech oozing
praise all over William Loeb, deceased publisher of the Manchester (N.H.)
Union Leader and Slime Journalist.  Loeb had dumped viciously all over George
in the 1980 New Hampshire primary.  But when the Right held a big tribute
for Loeb, George came back to the fold, like a man with a bungee cord wrapped
around his neck.
                -- Dave Barry
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