Freebsd Fortunes 4
fortune: 31 - 40 of 2327 from freebsd fortunes 4
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Dec 13, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Freebsd Fortunes 4

Fortune: 31 - 40 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  31 of 2327

Hear about...
        the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she
        would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  32 of 2327

Hear about...
        the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and
        attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon.  She ended
        up a chopped libber?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  33 of 2327

Hear about...
        the guru who refused Novocain while having a tooth pulled because
        he wanted to transcend dental medication?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  34 of 2327

Hear about...
        the pessimistic historian whose latest book has chapter headings
        that read "World War One","World War Two" and "Watch This
        Space"?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  35 of 2327

Hear about...
        the wild office Christmas party in a completely automated
        company -- the photocopier got drunk and tried to undo the
        typewriter's ribbon?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  36 of 2327

Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?
Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  37 of 2327

Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my heart is sick and sad.
From where the sun now stands I Will Fight No More Forever.
                -- Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  38 of 2327

Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several
Guernsey cows?  It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  39 of 2327

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
                -- The Wizard of Oz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  40 of 2327

Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant,
on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning.
                -- Dr. John Lightfoot,
                Vice-chancellor of Cambridge University
« Prev Random Freebsd Fortunes 4   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194  195  196  197  198  199  200  201  202  203  204  205  206  207  208  209  210  211  212  213  214  215  216  217  218  219  220  221  222  223  224  225  226  227  228  229  230  231  232  233  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes