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I can't understand it.
I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands
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I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen
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I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.
I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage
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I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his
keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating
up a child.
-- Stephen Wright
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I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time
a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
-- Michael Prichard
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I consider a new device or technology to have been
culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.
-- M. Gallaher
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I consider the day misspent that I am not
either charged with a crime, or arrested for one.
-- "Ratsy" Tourbillon
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I could never learn to like her --
except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
-- Mark Twain
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I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
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I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.
-- Peter Oakley