Freebsd Fortunes 4

I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets
fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I don't think they are going to give a shit about the Republican
Committee trying to bug the Democratic Committee's headquarters.
                -- Richard Nixon, 1972

"I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down
to the sea and drown yourselves."

"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why
you human beings don't."
                -- James Thurber

I don't understand you anymore.

I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight,
But there will definitely be a party tonight...

I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motorcycle.
And I don't want to die,
I just want to ride on my motorcycle.
                -- Arlo Guthrie

I don't want people to love me.  It makes for obligations.
                -- Jean Anouilh

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
                -- Woody Allen

I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.

I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment.
                -- Woody Allen