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I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts.
I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
-- Steven Wright
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I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.
-- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd
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I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
-- Augustus Caesar
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I gave my love an Apple, that had no core;
I gave my love a building, that had no floor;
I wrote my love a program, that had no end;
I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin'.
How can there be an Apple, that has no core?
How can there be a building, that has no floor?
How can there be a program, that has no end?
How can there be an upgrade, with no cryin'?
An Apple's MOS memory don't use no core!
A building that's perfect, it has no flaw!
A program with GOTOs, it has no end!
I lied about the upgrade, with no cryin'!
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
-- Mae West
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I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
-- Chauncey Depew
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I get up each morning, gather my wits.
Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead.
So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
Oh, how do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went.
But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin,
And think of the places my get-up has been.
-- Pete Seeger
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I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?
-- Beauregard Bugleboy
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I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
-- H.L. Mencken
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I go the way that Providence dictates.
-- Adolf Hitler