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I had the rare misfortune of being one of the first people to try and
implement a PL/1 compiler.
-- T. Cheatham
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I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
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I hate babies. They're so human.
-- H.H. Munro
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I hate dying.
-- Dave Johnson
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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means
it's going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wright
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I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them,
and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson
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I hate quotations.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park
there's nothing else to do.
-- Lenny Bruce
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I hate trolls. Maybe I could metamorph it into something else -- like a
ravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing dragon.
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I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I
open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call. One day I dropped the
box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing. I had to get
it disconnected. So I got a new phone. I didn't have much money, so I
had to get an irregular. It doesn't have a five. I ran into a friend
of mine on the street the other day. He said why don't you give me a
call. I told him I can't call everybody I want to anymore, my phone
doesn't have a five. He asked how long had it been that way. I said I
didn't know -- my calendar doesn't have any sevens.
-- S. Wright