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I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  472 of 2327

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per
cent an idiot.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  473 of 2327

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable
to sit still in a room.
                -- Blaise Pascal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  474 of 2327

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats.
I tell them the truth and they never believe me.
                -- Camillo Di Cavour
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  475 of 2327

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
support of the woman I love.
                -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
                   of the British throne in order to marry the American
                   divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  476 of 2327

I have found little that is good about human beings.  In my experience
most of them are trash.
                -- Sigmund Freud
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  477 of 2327

I have gained this by philosophy:
that I do without being commanded what others
do only from fear of the law.
                -- Aristotle
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  478 of 2327

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my
wife's brother.
                -- Artemus Ward
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  479 of 2327

I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
                -- Edgar Allan Poe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  480 of 2327

I have had my television aerials removed.  It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
                -- Malcolm Muggeridge
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