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I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
-- Dave Barry
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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per
cent an idiot.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable
to sit still in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal
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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats.
I tell them the truth and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavour
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I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
support of the woman I love.
-- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
of the British throne in order to marry the American
divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
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I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience
most of them are trash.
-- Sigmund Freud
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I have gained this by philosophy:
that I do without being commanded what others
do only from fear of the law.
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I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my
-- Artemus Ward
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I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe
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I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
-- Malcolm Muggeridge