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I shall come to you in the night and we shall see who is stronger --
a little girl who won't eat her dinner or a great big man with cocaine
in his veins.
                -- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  642 of 2327

I shall give a propagandist reason for starting the war, no matter whether
it is plausible or not.  The victor will not be asked afterwards whether
he told the truth or not.  When starting and waging war it is not right
that matters, but victory.
                -- Adolph Hitler
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  643 of 2327

I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
                -- graffito in Los Angeles

On a clear day,
U.C.L.A.
                -- graffito in San Francisco

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our
lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
                -- Robert Orben
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  644 of 2327

I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
                -- Los Angeles graffito
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  645 of 2327

I should have been a country-western singer.  After all, I'm older than
most western countries.
                -- George Burns
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  646 of 2327

I smell a wumpus.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  647 of 2327

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker
Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  648 of 2327

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his
ability.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  649 of 2327

I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  650 of 2327

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
                -- Stephen Wright
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