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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  676 of 2327

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  677 of 2327

I think that I shall never hear
A poem lovelier than beer.
The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap,
With golden base and snowy cap.
The stuff that I can drink all day
Until my mem'ry melts away.
Poems are made by fools, I fear
But only Schlitz can make a beer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  678 of 2327

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.
                -- Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  679 of 2327

I think that I shall never see
A thing as lovely as a tree.
But as you see the trees have gone
They went this morning with the dawn.
A logging firm from out of town
Came and chopped the trees all down.
But I will trick those dirty skunks
And write a brand new poem called 'Trunks'.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  680 of 2327

I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
                -- Chick
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  681 of 2327

I think the world is run by C students.
                -- Al McGuire
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  682 of 2327

I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect."
I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone
say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer
effect."
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  683 of 2327

I think, therefore I am... I think.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  684 of 2327

I think there's a world market for about five computers.
                -- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  685 of 2327

I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for
paneling.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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