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I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house
and be above ground than reign among the dead.
-- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
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I would rather say that a desire to drive fast
sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.
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I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
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I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity
for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
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I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like to hear
-- Sylvestre Matuschka, "the Hungarian Train Wreck Freak",
escaped prison 1937, not heard from since
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[Internation Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty
Machines or The Lawyer's Friend. The dominant force in computer
marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware
and 10% of all software. To protect itself from the litigious envy
of less successful organizations, such as the US government, IBM
employs 68% of all known ex-Attorneys' General.
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I've Been Moved
Idiots Become Managers
Idiots Buy More
Impossible to Buy Machine
Incredibly Big Machine
Industry's Biggest Mistake
International Brotherhood of Mercenaries
It Boggles the Mind
It's Better Manually
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IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks,
who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes...
-- with regrets to D. Adams