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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  781 of 2327

I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house
and be above ground than reign among the dead.
                -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  782 of 2327

I would rather say that a desire to drive fast
sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  783 of 2327

I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  784 of 2327

I wouldn't marry her with a ten foot pole.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  785 of 2327

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity
for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  786 of 2327

I wrecked trains because I like to see people die.  I like to hear
them scream.
                -- Sylvestre Matuschka, "the Hungarian Train Wreck Freak",
                   escaped prison 1937, not heard from since
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  787 of 2327

Iam
not
very
happy
acting
pleased
whenever
prominent
scientists
overmagnify
intellectual
enlightenment
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  788 of 2327

IBM:
        [Internation Business Machines Corp.]  Also known as Itty Bitty
        Machines or The Lawyer's Friend.  The dominant force in computer
        marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware
        and 10% of all software.  To protect itself from the litigious envy
        of less successful organizations, such as the US government, IBM
        employs 68% of all known ex-Attorneys' General.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  789 of 2327

IBM:
        I've Been Moved
        Idiots Become Managers
        Idiots Buy More
        Impossible to Buy Machine
        Incredibly Big Machine
        Industry's Biggest Mistake
        International Brotherhood of Mercenaries
        It Boggles the Mind
        It's Better Manually
        Itty-Bitty Machines
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  790 of 2327

IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks,
who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes...
                -- with regrets to D. Adams
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