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HERE'S A GOOD JOKE to do during an earthquake.  Straddle a big crack in
the earth and if it opens wider, go, "Whoa! Whoa!" and flap your arms
around as if you're going to fall.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  82 of 2327

Here's something to think about:  How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery.'
                -- Jay Leno
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  83 of 2327

Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther
King Jr.'s birthday, when the following will be closed:

        * Governmental offices
        * Post offices
        * Libraries
        * Schools
        * Banks
        * Parts of Palm Beach

and the mind of Senator Jesse Helms of North Carolina.
                -- Dennis Miller, "Saturday Night Live"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  84 of 2327

Herth's Law:
        He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  85 of 2327

He's been like a father to me,
He's the only DJ you can get after three,
I'm an all-night musician in a rock and roll band,
And why he don't like me I don't understand.
                -- The Byrds
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  86 of 2327

He's dead, Jim.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  87 of 2327

He's got the heart of a little child,
and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  88 of 2327

He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  89 of 2327

He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  90 of 2327

He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of
his opinion.  It's up to you to cast it into a void or not.
                -- Phil Lapsley
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