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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  894 of 2327

If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  895 of 2327

If God had intended man to use the metric system, Jesus
would have only had ten disciples.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  896 of 2327

If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  897 of 2327

If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  898 of 2327

If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  899 of 2327

If God had meant for us to be in the Army,
we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  900 of 2327

If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  901 of 2327

If God had not given us sticky tape,
it would have been necessary to invent it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  902 of 2327

If God had really intended men to fly,
he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
                -- George Winters
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  903 of 2327

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
                -- Dave Barry
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