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Fortune: 901 - 910 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  901 of 2327

If God had not given us sticky tape,
it would have been necessary to invent it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  902 of 2327

If God had really intended men to fly,
he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
                -- George Winters
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  903 of 2327

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  904 of 2327

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had
only ten apostles.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  905 of 2327

If God had wanted you to go around nude,
He would have given you bigger hands.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  906 of 2327

If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid,
He wouldn't have given you such a vivid imagination.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  907 of 2327

If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  908 of 2327

If God is One, what is bad?
                -- Charles Manson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  909 of 2327

If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  910 of 2327

If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.
                -- Yiddish saying
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