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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  961 of 2327

If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  962 of 2327

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  963 of 2327

If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  964 of 2327

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
                -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  965 of 2327

If it were thought that anything I wrote was influenced by Robert Frost,
I would take that particular work of mine, shred it, and flush it down
the toilet, hoping not to clog the pipes.  A more sententious, holding-
forth old bore who expected every hero-worshiping adenoidal little twerp
of a student-poet to hang on to his every word I never saw.
                -- James Dickey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  966 of 2327

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  967 of 2327

If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  968 of 2327

If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  969 of 2327

If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  970 of 2327

If it's worth doing, do it for money.
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