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Mitchell's Law of Committees:
Any simple problem can be made insoluble
if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
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A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as
if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans;
it's lovely to be silly at the right moment.
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Watching a bus-load of lawyers plunge off a cliff.
With five empty seats.
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There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
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Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
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MOCK APPLE PIE (No Apples Needed)
Pastry to two crust 9-inch pie 36 RITZ Crackers
2 cups water 2 cups sugar
2 teaspoons cream of tartar 2 tablespoons lemon juice
Grated rind of one lemon Butter or margarine
Roll out bottom crust of pastry and fit into 9-inch pie plate. Break
RITZ Crackers coarsley into pastry-lined plate. Combine water, sugar
and cream of tartar in saucepan, boil gently for 15 minutes. Add lemon
juice and rind. Cool. Pour this syrup over Crackers, dot generously
with butter or margarine and sprinkle with cinnamon. Cover with top
crust. Trim and flute edges together. Cut slits in top crust to let
steam escape. Bake in a hot oven (425 F) 30 to 35 minutes, until crust
is crisp and golden. Serve warm. Cut into 6 to 8 slices.
-- Found lurking on a Ritz Crackers box
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Modeling paged and segmented memories is tricky business.
-- P.J. Denning
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Up-to-date, new-fangled, as in "Thoroughly Modem Millie." An
unfortunate byproduct of kerning.
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Moderation in all things.
-- Publius Terentius Afer [Terence]