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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the
burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
                -- Calvin Trillin
 
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
                -- Voltaire
 
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Marriage is the process of finding out what
kind of man your wife would have preferred.
 
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Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
 
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Marriage, n:
        The evil aye.
 
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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth.
                -- John Lyly
 
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Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.
 
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MARTA SAYS THE INTERESTING thing about fly-fishing is that its two lives
connected by a thin strand.

Come on, Marta, grow up.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
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MARTA WAS WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME with me when she said, "You know most
of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its
territory from invasion by another group."

"Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh.  Girls are funny.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
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Martin was probably ripping them off.  That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
                -- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"
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