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On ability:
        A dwarf is small, even if he stands on a mountain top;
        a colossus keeps his height, even if he stands in a well.
                -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca, 4BC - 65AD
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1012 of 2298

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
                -- Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1013 of 2298

On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only
nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter
what it does.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1014 of 2298

On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one
car looked exactly like his neighbor's.  Stopping hurriedly on the side of
the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris.
        "Listen, mister," a policeman said, holding him back, "I can't let
you come any closer."
        "But that may be my friend, Henry, in there," the anguished man
explained.
        "OK, but it's pretty grisly," the cop cautioned.  "There was a
decapitation."
        The policeman reached into the back seat of the demolished car and
pulled forth the head, holding it at arm's length.  "Is this your friend?"
        "That's not him -- thank heavens," the man said.  "Henry's much
taller."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1015 of 2298

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the
proposition that all men are created jerks.
                -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1016 of 2298

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1017 of 2298

On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1018 of 2298

On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little
girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers.  "God bless Mommy and Daddy and
Keith and Kim," she said.  As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh,
and God, this is goodbye.  We're moving to Hollywood."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1019 of 2298

On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1020 of 2298

On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without
a purpose, but never without a POINT.
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