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Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch.
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Peter's Law of Substitution:
Look after the molehills, and the
mountains will look after themselves.
Peter's Principle of Success:
Get up one time more than you're knocked down.
In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the level of
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When you think you're going down for the third time --
just remember that you may have counted wrong.
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(1) Trucks that overturn on freeways
are filled with something sticky.
(2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one.
(3) Things that tick are not always clocks.
(4) Suicide only works when you're bluffing.
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Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in
the window of a vending machine too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Phasers locked on target, Captain.
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Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so
because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersy.
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Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.
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The ability to bear with calmness the misfortunes of our friends.
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Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.