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Peterson's Rules:
(1) Trucks that overturn on freeways
are filled with something sticky.
(2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one.
(3) Things that tick are not always clocks.
(4) Suicide only works when you're bluffing.
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petribar:
Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in
the window of a vending machine too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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Phasers locked on target, Captain.
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Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so
because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersy.
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Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.
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philosophy:
The ability to bear with calmness the misfortunes of our friends.
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philosophy:
Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
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Phone call for chucky-pooh.
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phosflink:
To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that
will bring it back to life).
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Photographing a volcano is just about
the most miserable thing you can do.
-- Robert B. Goodman
[Who has clearly never tried to use a PDP-10. Ed.]
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