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Pilfering Treasure property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are
ruthless in punishing little thieves.
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Pilots should avoid using illegal drugs.
-- AOPA's Pilot's Handbook, 1988
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Piping down the valleys wild,
Piping songs of pleasant glee,
On a cloud I saw a child,
And he laughing said to me:
"Pipe a song about a Lamb!"
So I piped with merry cheer.
"Piper, pipe that song again;"
So I piped: he wept to hear.
-- William Blake, "Songs of Innocence"
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Pipo was born with few complications, but then the doctor accidently dropped
the infant on her head provoking her drunken father to drag the physician
outside where he would beat him to death with a live ocelot.
-- Love and Rockets
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PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed
by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates
and people resent your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence
and you are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to
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PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
Take the high road, look for the good things, carry the American
Express card and a weapon. The world is yours today, as nobody
else wants it. Your mortgage will be foreclosed. You will probably
get run over by a bus.
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PISCES (Feb.19 - Mar.20)
You will get some very interesting news of a promotion today.
It will go to someone in the office you dislike and will be the
job you wanted. Don't lend anyone a car today. You don't have
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A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays.
The computer industry has frequently borrowed from mythology:
Witness the sprites in computer graphics, the demons in artificial
intelligence, and the trolls in the marketing department.
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Let no man's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
Don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize.
Only be sure to call it research.
-- Tom Lehrer