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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1351 of 2298

Pilfering Treasure property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are
ruthless in punishing little thieves.
                -- Diogenes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1352 of 2298

Pilots should avoid using illegal drugs.
                -- AOPA's Pilot's Handbook, 1988
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1353 of 2298

Piping down the valleys wild,
Piping songs of pleasant glee,
On a cloud I saw a child,
And he laughing said to me:
"Pipe a song about a Lamb!"
So I piped with merry cheer.
"Piper, pipe that song again;"
So I piped: he wept to hear.
                -- William Blake, "Songs of Innocence"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1354 of 2298

Pipo was born with few complications, but then the doctor accidently dropped
the infant on her head provoking her drunken father to drag the physician
outside where he would beat him to death with a live ocelot.
                -- Love and Rockets
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1355 of 2298

PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20)
        You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed
        by the CIA or FBI.  You have minor influence over your associates
        and people resent your flaunting of your power.  You lack confidence
        and you are generally a coward.  Pisces people do terrible things to
        small animals.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1356 of 2298

PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
        Take the high road, look for the good things, carry the American
        Express card and a weapon.  The world is yours today, as nobody
        else wants it.  Your mortgage will be foreclosed.  You will probably
        get run over by a bus.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1357 of 2298

PISCES (Feb.19 - Mar.20)
        You will get some very interesting news of a promotion today.
        It will go to someone in the office you dislike and will be the
        job you wanted.  Don't lend anyone a car today.  You don't have
        a car.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1358 of 2298

pixel, n:
        A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays.
        The computer industry has frequently borrowed from mythology:
        Witness the sprites in computer graphics, the demons in artificial
        intelligence, and the trolls in the marketing department.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1359 of 2298

P-K4
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1360 of 2298

Plagiarize, plagiarize,
Let no man's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
Don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize.
Only be sure to call it research.
                -- Tom Lehrer
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