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of the vote.  In a democracy, that's not called quitting.
                -- The Washington Post
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1452 of 2298

Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1453 of 2298

Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning:
        It's on the other side.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1454 of 2298

Price's Advice:
        It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1455 of 2298

[Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves
the working man, he loves to see him work.
                -- Winston Churchill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1456 of 2298

[Prime Minister MacDonald] has the gift of compressing the
largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thought.
                -- Winston Churchill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1457 of 2298

Prince Hamlet thought Uncle a traitor
For having it off with his Mater;
        Revenge Dad or not?
        That's the gist of the plot,
And he did -- nine soliloquies later.
                -- Stanley J. Sharpless
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1458 of 2298

Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart.  Harvard's is a subtle
taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco.  It may even be a bad habit, for
all I know.
                -- Prof. J.H. Finley '25
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1459 of 2298

Priority:
        A statement of the importance of a user or a program.  Often
        expressed as a relative priority, indicating that the user doesn't
        care when the work is completed so long as he is treated less
        badly than someone else.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1460 of 2298

Prisons are built with stones of Law, brothels with bricks of Religion.
                -- Blake
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