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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1471 of 2298

Programmers do it bit by bit.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1472 of 2298

Programmers used to batch environments may find it hard to live
without giant listings; we would find it hard to use them.
                -- D.M. Ritchie
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1473 of 2298

Programming Department:
        Mistakes made while you wait.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1474 of 2298

Programming is an unnatural act.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1475 of 2298

PROGRESS:
        Medieval man thought disease was caused by invisible demons
        invading the body and taking possession of it.

        Modern man knows disease is caused by microscopic bacteria
        and viruses invading the body and causing it to malfunction.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1476 of 2298

Progress is impossible without change, and those who
cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
                -- G.B. Shaw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1477 of 2298

Progress means replacing a theory that
is wrong with one more subtly wrong.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1478 of 2298

Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1479 of 2298

Progress was all right.  Only it went on too long.
                -- James Thurber
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1480 of 2298

Promise her anything, but give her Exxon unleaded.
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