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Q:      Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A:      Easy.  It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
        bottles into the typewriter.
 
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Q:      Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
        What should I do?

A:      Post the correct answer at once!  We can't have people go on
        believing that!  Very good of you to spot this.  You'll probably
        be the only one to make the correction, so post as soon as you
        can.  No time to lose, so certainly don't wait a day, or check to
        see if somebody else has made the correction.  And it's not good
        enough to send the message by mail.  Since you're the only one who
        really knows that it was Francis Coppola, you have to inform the
        whole net right away!
                -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
 
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Q:      What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A:      "The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q:      What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
                sunglasses?
A:      Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
 
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Q:      What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A:      You don't know how much either of them mean to you until
        they go down on you.

Q:      What's the advantage to being married to a blonde?
A:      You can park in the handicapped zone.

Q:      Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
        puzzle in only 6 months?
A:      Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years".
 
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Q:      What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A:      The very best person they can possibly be.
 
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Q:      What do monsters eat?
A:      Things.

Q:      What do monsters drink?
A:      Coke.  (Because Things go better with Coke.)
 
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Q:      What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A:      The impossible dream.
 
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Q:      What do WASP's do instead of making love?
A:      Rule the country.
 
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Q:      What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A:      The same middle name.
 
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Q:      What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A:      A dope ring.

Q:      Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A:      To cover up the valve stem.

Q:      Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw
        puzzle in only 6 months?
A:      Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years".
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