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Q:      What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A:      Diyathinkhesaurus.

Q:      What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A:      Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
 
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Q:      What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A:      A stick.
 
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Q:      What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A:      An interpreter.

Q:      Why do blondes have square breasts?
A:      They forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q:      What do you call ten blonds in a row?
A:      A wind tunnel.
 
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Q:      What do you call a dog with no legs?
A:      What does it matter?  He can't come anyway.

        [I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette.
                Every night, I take him out for a drag.  Ed.]
 
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Q:      What do you call a group of kids with low IQ's, drinking diet cola,
        eating fruit, and singing?
A:      The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.
 
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Q:      What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A:      Six sick Sikhs (sic).
 
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Q:      What do you call a million cats at the bottom of Lake Michigan?
A:      A good start.
 
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Q:      What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
        is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A:      A deep C diva.
 
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Q.      What do you call a TV set that fixes itself?
A.      A Christian Science Monitor.
 
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Q:      What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
        lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A:      A failure.
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