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Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
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Q: What's bruised, bleeding, and lies in a ditch?
A: Somebody who tells Aggie jokes.
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Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
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Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N... ah, oh well..
I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea...
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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Q. What's the capital of Canada?
A. American.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
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Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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Q: What's the difference between a RHU cheerleader and a whale?
A: The moustache.
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