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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
gets all the credit.
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Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation
function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A: That's the Law of Spline Demand.
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Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A: All the blondes have gone home!
Q: How do you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
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Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.
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Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
A: It wasn't IBM compatible.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
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Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
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Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
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"It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope."