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Q:      Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A:      You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
        gets all the credit.
 
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Q:      Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation
        function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A:      That's the Law of Spline Demand.
 
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Q:      Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A:      It takes too long to retrain them.

Q:      What's the mating call of the brunette?
A:      All the blondes have gone home!

Q:      How do you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A:      There's white-out on the screen.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1654 of 2298

Q:      Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
        soup in a plate?
A:      'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1655 of 2298

Q:      Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
A:      It wasn't IBM compatible.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1656 of 2298

Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1657 of 2298

Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1658 of 2298

Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
 
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