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Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run on
future hardware.  Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens
will ever be able to fit on a single planet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1812 of 2298

Real programmers admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they
find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to
implement.  Most computer scientists don't notice this because they are
still arguing over what else to add to ADA.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1813 of 2298

Real programmers don't document; if it was
hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1814 of 2298

Real programmers don't draw flowcharts.  Flowcharts are, after all, the
illiterate's form of documentation.  Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much
good it did them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1815 of 2298

Real Programmers don't eat quiche.  They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1816 of 2298

Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires
you to change clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers
wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly
spring up in the middle of the machine room.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1817 of 2298

Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN.
FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1818 of 2298

Real Programmers don't write in PL/I.  PL/I is for
programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1819 of 2298

Real Programmers think better when playing Adventure or Rogue.
 
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Real programs don't eat cache.
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