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Real Programs don't use shared text.  Otherwise, how can they
use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?
 
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Real wealth can only increase.
                -- R. Buckminster Fuller
 
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Real World, The n.:
        1. In programming, those institutions at which programming may be
used in the same sentence as FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG, IBM, etc.  2. To
programmers, the location of non-programmers and activities not related to
programming.  3. A universe in which the standard dress is shirt and tie
and in which a person's working hours are defined as 9 to 5.  4.  The location
of the status quo.  5. Anywhere outside a university.  "Poor fellow, he's
left MIT and gone into T.R.W."  Used pejoratively by those not in residence
there.  In conversation, talking of someone who has entered the real world
is not unlike talking about a deceased person.
 
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Reality -- what a concept!
                -- Robin Williams
 
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Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.
 
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Reality does not exist - yet.
 
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Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
 
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Reality is for people who can't deal with drugs.
                -- Lily Tomlin
 
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle science fiction.
 
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
                -- Lily Tomlin
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