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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1831 of 2298

Reality must take precedence over public relations, for Mother Nature
cannot be fooled.
                -- R.P. Feynman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1832 of 2298

Really??  What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1833 of 2298

Reappraisal, n:
        An abrupt change of mind after being found out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1834 of 2298

Rebellion lay in his way, and he found it.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1835 of 2298

Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being
flat broke and having a stomach ache.
                -- Dolph Sharp
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1836 of 2298

Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1837 of 2298

Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man
is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.
                -- C.N. Parkinson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1838 of 2298

Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after
his death.  He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
"Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol."  Over at the
microphone, about to sing, are Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, and the
bassist is the late Barry Oakley of the Allman Brothers.  So Stevie
Ray's thinking, "Oh, wow!  I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven."
Just then, Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down at the drums, and says:
"'Close to You'.  Hit it, boys!"
                -- Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1839 of 2298

Reception area, n:
        The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend
        innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade
        magazines like Modern Plastics, Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World,
        while the receptionist blithely reads her own trade magazine --
        Cosmopolitan.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1840 of 2298

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you
lose your job.  These economic downturns are very difficult to predict,
but sophisticated econometric modeling houses like Data Resources and
Chase Econometrics have successfully predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions.
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