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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1891 of 2298

Reputation, adj:
        What others are not thinking about you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1892 of 2298

Research is the best place to be: you work your buns off, and if it works
you're a hero; if it doesn't, well -- nobody else has done it yet either,
so you're still a valiant nerd.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1893 of 2298

Research is to see what everybody else has seen,
and think what nobody else has thought.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1894 of 2298

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
                -- Wernher von Braun
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1895 of 2298

Research, n:
        Consider Columbus:
        He didn't know where he was going.
        When he got there he didn't know where he was.
        When he got back he didn't know where he had been.
        And he did it all on someone else's money.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1896 of 2298

Resisting temptation is easier when you
think you'll probably get another chance later on.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1897 of 2298

Responsibility:
        Everyone says that having power is a great responsibility.  This is
a lot of bunk.  Responsibility is when someone can blame you if something
goes wrong.  When you have power you are surrounded by people whose job it
is to take the blame for your mistakes.  If they're smart, that is.
                -- Cerebus, "On Governing"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1898 of 2298

Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you
actually have a shot at it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1899 of 2298

Reunite Gondwondaland!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1900 of 2298

Rev. Jim:       What does an amber light mean?
Bobby:          Slow down.
Rev. Jim:       What...   does...  an...  amber...  light...  mean?
Bobby:          Slow down.
Rev. Jim:       What....     does....     an....     amber....     light....
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