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She can kill all your files;
She can freeze with a frown.
And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down.
And she works on her code until ten after three.
She lives like a bat but she's always a hacker to me.
-- Apologies to Billy Joel
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
-- Tommy Manville
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She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
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She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
-- Gypsy Rose Lee
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She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few
years, enjoyed herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and
left. Excited a few men in the meantime.
-- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing on Diana Rigg's
involvement in "The Avengers".
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She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him
a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
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She often gave herself very good advice
(though she very seldom followed it).
-- Lewis Carroll
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She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.
-- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
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She say, Miss Colie, You better hush. God might hear you.
Let 'im hear me, I say. If he ever listened to poor colored
women the world would be a different place, I can tell you.
-- Alice Walker, "The Color Purple"
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She sells cshs by the cshore.