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Fortune: 2101 - 2110 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2101 of 2298

She can kill all your files;
She can freeze with a frown.
And a wave of her hand brings the whole system down.
And she works on her code until ten after three.
She lives like a bat but she's always a hacker to me.
                -- Apologies to Billy Joel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2102 of 2298

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
                -- Tommy Manville
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2103 of 2298

She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2104 of 2298

She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2105 of 2298

She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few
years, enjoyed herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and
left.  Excited a few men in the meantime.
                -- Patrick Macnee, reminiscing on Diana Rigg's
                   involvement in "The Avengers".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2106 of 2298

She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him
a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2107 of 2298

She often gave herself very good advice
(though she very seldom followed it).
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2108 of 2298

She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'.
                -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2109 of 2298

She say, Miss Colie, You better hush.  God might hear you.
Let 'im hear me, I say.  If he ever listened to poor colored
women the world would be a different place, I can tell you.
                -- Alice Walker, "The Color Purple"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2110 of 2298

She sells cshs by the cshore.
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