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Fortune: 2121 - 2130 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2121 of 2298

Sherry [Thomas Sheridan] is dull, naturally dull; but it must have taken
him a great deal of pains to become what we now see him.  Such an excess
of stupidity, sir, is not in Nature.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2122 of 2298

She's learned to say things with her eyes
that others waste time putting into words.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2123 of 2298

She's so tough she won't take 'yes' for an answer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2124 of 2298

She's such a kinky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mother.
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2125 of 2298

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2126 of 2298

Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet!  I'm hunting wabbits...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2127 of 2298

Shick's Law:
        There is no problem a good miracle can't solve.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2128 of 2298

Shift to the left,
Shift to the right,
Mask in, mask out,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2129 of 2298

SHIFT TO THE LEFT!
SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!
POP UP, PUSH DOWN,
BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2130 of 2298

Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
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