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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised
when others believe him.
-- Charles DeGaulle
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Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll-on Mace!
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Since before the Earth was formed and before the sun burned hot in space,
cosmic forces of inexorable power have been working relentlessly toward
this moment in space-time -- your receiving this fortune.
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Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is,
having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well
burst out in laughter.
-- Long Chen Pa
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Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot who was cordial
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
-- My Shoe
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Since we cannot hope for order, let us withdraw with style from the chaos.
-- Tom Stoppard
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Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're
-- John Sloan
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Sink or Swim with Teddy!
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Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.
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Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.