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Sleep is for the weak and sickly.
 
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Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
        1)  Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
        2)  A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
        3)  There are two types of dirt:  the dark kind, which is
            attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
            attracted to dark objects.
 
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Slous' Contention:
        If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
 
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Slow day.
Practice crawling.
 
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SLURM:
        The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it
        sits in the dish too long.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
 
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Small is beautiful.
                -- Schumacher's Dictum
 
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Small things make base men proud.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
 
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Smartness runs in my family.  When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
                -- George Burns
 
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Smear the road with a runner!!
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