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Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
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Smile, Cthulhu Loathes You.
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Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
-- Fran Lebowitz
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SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!!
Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the
U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS),
describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on
the environment, and anticipated opposition. Statements must be
filed 30 days in advance.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Fletcher Knebel
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Smoking Prohibited. Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.
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Smuggling... It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
-- paid for by your local Colombian recruiting office
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The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
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What you'd say if you had another chance.