Freebsd Fortunes 5

Smile!  You're on Candid Camera.

Smile, Cthulhu Loathes You.

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
                -- Fran Lebowitz

SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!!
        Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the
        U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS),
        describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on
        the environment, and anticipated opposition.  Statements must be
        filed 30 days in advance.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
                -- Fletcher Knebel

Smoking Prohibited.  Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.

Smuggling... It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
                -- paid for by your local Colombian recruiting office

SNACKTREK:
        The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
        returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will
        have materialized.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Snakes.  Why did it have to be snakes?

SNAPPY REPARTEE:
        What you'd say if you had another chance.