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Smile!  You're on Candid Camera.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2192 of 2298

Smile, Cthulhu Loathes You.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2193 of 2298

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
                -- Fran Lebowitz
 
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SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!!
        Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the
        U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS),
        describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on
        the environment, and anticipated opposition.  Statements must be
        filed 30 days in advance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2195 of 2298

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
                -- Fletcher Knebel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2196 of 2298

Smoking Prohibited.  Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2197 of 2298

Smuggling... It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
                -- paid for by your local Colombian recruiting office
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2198 of 2298

SNACKTREK:
        The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
        returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will
        have materialized.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2199 of 2298

Snakes.  Why did it have to be snakes?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2200 of 2298

SNAPPY REPARTEE:
        What you'd say if you had another chance.
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