Maryann's Law: You can always find what you're not looking for.
Maslow's Maxim: If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like a nail.
Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Masturbation is the thinking man's television. -- Christopher Hampton
Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it! -- Monty Python
Mater artium necessitas. [Necessity is the mother of invention].
Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant. -- Malcolm Smith
MATH AND ALCOHOL DON'T MIX! Please, don't drink and derive. Mathematicians Against Drunk Deriving
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek