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So, you better watch out!
You better not cry!
You better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is coming, to town.

He knows when you've been sleeping,
He know when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
He has ties with the CIA.
So...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2232 of 2298

"So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might
        want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime."
"Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David."
"Friday, then?"
"Why not, David, it might even be fun."
                -- Dating in Minnesota
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2233 of 2298

So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh?  In reality all
core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have tomorrow,
why, it already happened.  You see, its just a little universal recursive joke
which threads our lives through the infinite potential of the instant.  So go
to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment and cast you out of the
safe security of the instant into the dark void of eternity, the anti-time.
So go to sleep, ...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2234 of 2298

So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh?  In reality
all core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have
tomorrow, why, it already happened.  You see, it's just a little universal
recursive joke which threads our lives through the infinite potential of
the instant.  So go to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment
and cast you out of the safe security of the instant into the dark void of
eternity, the anti-time.  So go to sleep...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2235 of 2298

So you think that money is the root of all evil.
Have you ever asked what is the root of money?
                -- Ayn Rand
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2236 of 2298

So you're back... about time...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2237 of 2298

Soap and education are not as sudden as a
massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2238 of 2298

SOCIALISM:
        You have two cows.  Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
        You have two cows.
        Give both to the government.  The government gives you milk.
CAPITALISM:
        You sell one cow and buy a bull.
FACISM:
        You have two cows.  Give milk to the government.
        The government sells it.
NAZISM:
        The government shoots you and takes the cows.
NEW DEALISM:
        The government shoots one cow,
        milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.
ANARCHISM:
        Keep the cows.  Steal another one.  Shoot the government.
CONSERVATISM:
        Freeze the milk.  Embalm the cows.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2239 of 2298

Software production is assumed to be a line function, but it is run
like a staff function."
                -- Paul Licker
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2240 of 2298

Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
"user-friendly".  ...  Their best approach, so far, has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover.
                -- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.
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