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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity,
and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
                -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
 
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
 
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Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2254 of 2298

Some men are so interested in their wives continued happiness
that they hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2255 of 2298

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
                -- Maureen Murphy
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2256 of 2298

Some men feel that the only thing they owe
the woman who marries them is a grudge.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2257 of 2298

Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear
lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
                -- Samuel Butler
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2258 of 2298

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen.
                -- Woodie Guthrie
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2259 of 2298

Some men who fear that they are playing
second fiddle aren't in the band at all.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2260 of 2298

Some of my readers ask me what a "Serial Port" is.
The answer is: I don't know.
Is it some kind of wine you have with breakfast?
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