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Someday somebody has got to decide whether the
typewriter is the machine, or the person who operates it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2292 of 2298

Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will
probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a
blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.
                -- Mister Boffo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2293 of 2298

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
                -- Evan Davis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2294 of 2298

Someday you'll get your big chance -- or have you already had it?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2295 of 2298

Someday your prints will come.
                -- Kodak
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2296 of 2298

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing
when I was passing through satisfaction.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  2297 of 2298

Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.
 
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Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York
City.  One is "Hey, taxi."  Two is, "What train do I take to get to
Bloomingdale's?"  And three is, "Don't worry.  It's just a flesh wound."
                -- David Letterman
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