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Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that
lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well.
-- Will Rogers
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Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R.S. Barton
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Maybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the
earth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
-- Lazarus Long
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"Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes."
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"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found each
other, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyone
had to seek professional help."
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Maybe you can't buy happiness, but
these days you can certainly charge it.
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The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density
of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)
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McDonald's -- Because you're worth it.
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McEwan's Rule of Relative Importance:
When traveling with a herd of elephants,
don't be the first to lie down and rest.
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Whatever happens to you, it will previously
have happened to everyone you know, only more so.