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Meade's Maxim:
Always remember that you are absolutely unique,
just like everyone else.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  272 of 2298

Meanehwael, baccat meaddehaele, monstaer lurccen;
Fulle few too many drincce, hie luccen for fyht.
[D]en Hreorfneorht[d]hwr, son of Hrwaerow[p]heororthwl,
AEsccen aewful jeork to steop outsyd.
[P]hud!  Bashe!  Crasch!  Beoom!  [D]e bigge gye
Eallum his bon brak, byt his nose offe;
Wicced Godsylla waeld on his asse.
Monstaer moppe fleor wy[p] eallum men in haelle.
Beowulf in bacceroome fonecall bemaccen waes;
Hearen sond of ruccus saed, "Hwaet [d]e helle?"
Graben sheold strang ond swich-blaed scharp
Sond feorth to fyht [d]e grimlic foe.
"Me," Godsylla saed, "mac [d]e minsemete."
Heoro cwyc geten heold wi[p] faemed half-nelson
Ond flyng him lic frisbe bac to fen.
Beowulf belly up to meaddehaele bar,
Saed, "Ne foe beaten mie faersom cung-fu."
Eorderen cocca-colha yce-coeld, [d]e reol [p]yng.
 
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Meantime, in the slums below Ronnie's Ranch, Cynthia feels as if some one
has made voodoo boxen of her and her favorite backplanes. On this fine
moonlit night, some horrible persona has been jabbing away at, dragging
magnets over, and surging these voodoo boxen.  Fortunately, they seem to
have gotten a bit bored and fallen asleep, for it looks like Cynthia may
get to go home.  However, she has made note to quickly put together a totem
of sweaty, sordid static straps, random bits of wire, flecks of once meaniful
oxide, bus grant cards, gummy worms, and some bits of old pdp backplane to
hang above the machine room.  This totem must be blessed by the old and wise
venerable god of unibus at once, before the idolatization of vme, q and pc
bus drive him to bitter revenge.  Alas, if this fails, and the voodoo boxen
aren't destroyed,  there may be more than worms in the apple. Next, the
arrival of voodoo optico transmitigational magneto killer paramecium, capable
of teleporting from cable to cable, screen to screen, ear to ear and hoof
to mouth...
 
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Measure twice, cut once.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  275 of 2298

Mediocrity finds safety in standardization.
                -- Frederick Crane
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  276 of 2298

Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  277 of 2298

Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  278 of 2298

Meeting:
        An assembly of computer experts coming together to decide what
        person or department not represented in the room must solve the
        problem.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  279 of 2298

meeting, n:
        An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
        department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  280 of 2298

MEETINGS:
        A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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