Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. -- Jayne Mansfield
Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind... -- Gypsy Rose Lee
Men freely believe that what they wish to desire. -- Julius Caesar
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier. -- H.L. Mencken
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. -- E.W. Howe
Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. -- Blaise Pascal, "Pensées", 1670
Men never make passes at girls wearing glasses. -- Dorothy Parker
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. -- Winston Churchill