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Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
                -- Jayne Mansfield
 
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Men aren't attracted to me by my mind.
They're attracted by what I don't mind...
                -- Gypsy Rose Lee
 
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Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.
                -- Julius Caesar
 
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one
thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
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Men have as exaggerated an idea of their
rights as women have of their wrongs.
                -- E.W. Howe
 
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Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.
 
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Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
 
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Men never make passes at girls wearing glasses.
                -- Dorothy Parker
 
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them
pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
                -- Winston Churchill
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