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Men who cherish for women the highest
respect are seldom popular with them.
-- Joseph Addison
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Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.
Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average American:
The quality of a champagne is judged by the
amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.
Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.
Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American:
Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that
is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city
can ever hope to acquire it.
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Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.
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Mental power tended to corrupt, and absolute intelligence tended to
corrupt absolutely, until the victim eschewed violence entirely in
favor of smart solutions to stupid problems.
-- Piers Anthony
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Mental things which have not gone in through the
senses are vain and bring forth no truth except detrimental.
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A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
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There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
do it over.
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Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...
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Message will arrive in the mail.
Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
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One who doubts the established fact that it is
bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.