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Men who cherish for women the highest
respect are seldom popular with them.
                -- Joseph Addison
 
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Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
        All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.

Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average American:
        The quality of a champagne is judged by the
        amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.

Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
        The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.

Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American:
        Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that
        is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city
        can ever hope to acquire it.
 
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Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.
 
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Mental power tended to corrupt, and absolute intelligence tended to
corrupt absolutely, until the victim eschewed violence entirely in
favor of smart solutions to stupid problems.
                -- Piers Anthony
 
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Mental things which have not gone in through the
senses are vain and bring forth no truth except detrimental.
                -- Leonardo
 
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MENU:
        A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
 
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Meskimen's Law:
        There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to
        do it over.
 
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Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...
 
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Message will arrive in the mail.
Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
 
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METEOROLOGIST:
        One who doubts the established fact that it is
        bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.
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